| Every time I get my period: | Wow no okay that was not a month. |
that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
(Source: surf4ces, via laughbitches)
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via laughbitches)
I don’t think I’ve ever really wanted something this badly. It hurts to want something that’s so uncontrollable but it’s thrilling and hopeful and makes me feel alive. I’m all sorts of fucked up, and I’m okay with that.
(via raptorswag)
So my professor was asking questions.
| Professor: | Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years? |
| Like 3 people: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | Who plans on never getting married? |
| Me: | *raises hand* |
| Professor: | *points me out* why? |
| Me: | It's illegal. |
| Professor: | touche. |
Audrey Hepburn will live forever.
most amazing woman ever
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(Source: midas-mars, via lif3-time)
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
(via november6th2013)
Is this a representation of the generation that watched these shows grown up?
(Source: theamericankid, via lif3-time)
